Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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