Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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