yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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