shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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