I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
if only i could text you this smell
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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