i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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