dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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