he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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