Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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