so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
be right there i have to get my cape
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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