Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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