They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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