so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"