You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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