Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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