I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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