Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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