finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Randomize