yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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