My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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