Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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