Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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