How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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