Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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