I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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