They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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