question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Drake has all the answers
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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