I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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