One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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