Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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