Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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