im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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