Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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