plz talk dirty to me
Your face is a jimmy john
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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