You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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