we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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