At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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