i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
vagina is talking i cant
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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