He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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