Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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