Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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