You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
