I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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