I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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