I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere