Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.