david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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