did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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