Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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