what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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