You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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