how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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