small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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