So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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