Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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