My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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